Found scrawled last Spring on Glisan and NW 21st.

Portland (At Large)

Your tan will not save you
Your Converse All Stars will not save you
The Arcade Fire will not save you
24 packs of PBR will not save you
Striped shirts will not save you
Barista jobs will not save you
Living on Alberta will not save you
Reverse racism will not save you
Myspace will not save you
Trucker hats will not save you
“So, my friend’s got this band” will not save you
A degree @ PSU / PNCA will not save you
Saturday Market will not save you
Vintage anything will not save you
Single-gear bikes will not save you
Rose / bird tattoos will not save you
Giving to the homeless will not save you
Bike lanes will not save you
Origins in Oregon will not save you
Whole Foods will not save you
Art History / Women’s Studies will not save you
Horn-rimmed glasses will not save you
Bishops hairdos will not save you
Ironic mustache will not save you
Your clothing line will not save you
Billy will save you

Gee, must every diatribe be a pitch?

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