Storm Large


Reality TV tramps Supernova are clearly headed for the cutout bin circuit shortly, leaving Portland’s Storm Large loose and contract free, ready to sign for the fattest cash in the land.

After ten weeks of floating amidst pop dreck (they had her sing Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive for snap’s sake), Storm is crossed off the list of propective lead singers tonight.

Losing will suit her fine. Millions have now seen her talent and a few will start dialing for dollars. Expect anything.

Youtube.com carries all her performances, available for reviewing anytime. Virtual reality TV on broadband is much better than the real thing.

Week One – Pinball Wizard – The Who
Week Two – Surrender – Cheap Trick
Week Three – Just What I Needed – The Cars
Week Four – Anything Anything – Dramarama
Week Five – Changes – David Bowie
Week Six – We Are the Champions – Queen
Week Seven – I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor
Week Eight – Cryin’ – Aerosmith
Week Nine – Bring Me To Life – Evanescence & Helter Skelter – The Beatles
Week Ten – Suffragette City – David Bowie & Ladylike – Storm Large

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If you haven’t been watching Rockstar: Supernova, you’re fortunate. Created for the diet pop swilling masses, it’s pure dreck – with one glorious human vital spark named Storm Large. And she’s from Portland. Thank the internet gods for youtube.com.

Important note – this is high end karaoke, with the prize being a recording contract. Singers don’t pick the band or what song they sing. Click the triangle in the center of the picture to watch her performance.

Week One: Pinball Wizard – The Who

Week Two: Surrender – Cheap Trick

Week Three: Just What I Needed – The Cars

Week Four: Anything Anything – Dramarama

Week Four: ENCORE of Anything Anything – Dramarama